Monday, September 10, 2007
Word To The Wise
Don't ever buy the 36 pack of condoms. You're just temping fate.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Thought of the Day
I miss being in school.
Monday, January 09, 2006
Bitch Of The Day
Contrary to popular opinion, constuctive listening does not equal agreeing.
Just because I disagree doesn't mean I didn't pay attenion. It just means you're a douche.
Just because I disagree doesn't mean I didn't pay attenion. It just means you're a douche.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
The New Roommate
My new non sex offender roommate also has a very cute dog.
The Boy previously thought that he only liked big dogs. Clearly, he was wrong. He's a big fan of the tiny little Yorkie.
The only problem is, he tends to talk to the dog like he talks to me. I mean, it's fine if you tell your girlfriend she's "so pretty" and it's fine if you tell the dog she's "so pretty", but if you tell the dog AND the girlfriend in the same voice...
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Urgh
We're in recess at the moment, so I'm both awake and pleasant to be around after 9pm.
I would like to continue to blog, but I'm debating the merits of giving up the ghost entirely. I can't talk about anything I think is interesting (constituent phone calls) or fun (crazy binge drinking weekends) for fear of my boss finding out.
In the meantime, tip your waitress (if you ever want a refill), pay your taxes (I'll hunt you down) and enjoy life away from the computer.
I would like to continue to blog, but I'm debating the merits of giving up the ghost entirely. I can't talk about anything I think is interesting (constituent phone calls) or fun (crazy binge drinking weekends) for fear of my boss finding out.
In the meantime, tip your waitress (if you ever want a refill), pay your taxes (I'll hunt you down) and enjoy life away from the computer.
Monday, November 07, 2005
Briefly
Longer post to come shortly. Meanwhile:
Witnesseth.
Scroll all the way down and read the description. It is my gift to you. Enjoy.
Witnesseth.
Scroll all the way down and read the description. It is my gift to you. Enjoy.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
New Address! New Apartment!
Hooray! On my one year anniversary of moving to DC (or close enough for government work) I will be moving into the apartment that I would have liked to have had a year ago.
The job I want, the apartment I want, a boyfriend who treats me with kindness and respect... the only other thing on my list this year is winning the lottery. (And talking at least one of about seven people to move to DC. You know who you are, and things are going my way right now. Consider yourself warned).
I like this feeling.
PS - My new roommate also has a little Yorkie so small that it could fit inside my purse with room to spare. But it's cute and well behaved (and even when it makes a mess on the floor, it's about a teaspoon.) Thus, I also get to play with a dog/love object in my spare time. (HA! "Spare Time"). I'm quite excited.
The job I want, the apartment I want, a boyfriend who treats me with kindness and respect... the only other thing on my list this year is winning the lottery. (And talking at least one of about seven people to move to DC. You know who you are, and things are going my way right now. Consider yourself warned).
I like this feeling.
PS - My new roommate also has a little Yorkie so small that it could fit inside my purse with room to spare. But it's cute and well behaved (and even when it makes a mess on the floor, it's about a teaspoon.) Thus, I also get to play with a dog/love object in my spare time. (HA! "Spare Time"). I'm quite excited.
