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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Dos and Don't

Things I Do Do:
-Go To All The Free Food Receptions
-Drink The Free Booze At the Above Receptions
-Come Back To Work and Email Constituents About Their Tours Slightly Flushed Off of the Red Wine At Above Receptions
-Watch Jeopardy On Congressional TVs While Doing Above Activities
-Get Paid Overtime For Above Activities

Things I Do Not Do:
-Answer the Phone After 6pm. Suck It, Constituents.

Comments:
Hell Yes I will be there! I forgot that it's almost time to send off another group of Freshmen. See, summer 2004 ended (for me) like two weeks ago. The Class of 2010 is just crazy talk.
 
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