Hurricane I

As found in this morning's Washington Post Express, the free paper that they give you as you hop on the Metro in the wee hours:

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To Get Wasted, Don't Waste It
A man was arrested in Buffalo, N.Y., on Friday after dropping and shattering a case of liquor he had just stolen, then returning with a straw to suck up the pool of booze, the Buffalo News reported. Thomas L. Hunter, 55, took the $270 case of brandy while a distributor was making a delivery to a liquor store, police said, then took off running down the street. He tripped and fell, but soon came back with a straw. He dropped to his knees and began drinking up whatever brandy was still on the ground. When a police officer showed up, Hunter tried to escape, but was caught and arrested.

As it is Tuesday, I would like to petition the Most Supreme Leader that Mr. Hunter be made an honorary member of TNDC. This is truly a man dedicated to lifting his spirits.