Wednesday, March 02, 2005
Hobo Diaries: Bored Out Of My Mind
Oh. My. God. I am so bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
I'm seriously considering adding the following to the bottom of my cover letters:
Seriously. Today I watched Seasame Street. Elmo had a parade. Originally, it was the "Little, Red Furry Monster Parade," but all his non red, furry non-monster friends wanted to join, so it became the "Everyone Who Wants To March In A Parade Parade." And then I learned about the letter F.
I'm seriously considering adding the following to the bottom of my cover letters:
If I can answer further questions or provide you with additional materials, please contact me at 202-XXX-XXXX. I look forward to speaking with you, and please hire me before I lose my mind watching "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" reruns.
Seriously. Today I watched Seasame Street. Elmo had a parade. Originally, it was the "Little, Red Furry Monster Parade," but all his non red, furry non-monster friends wanted to join, so it became the "Everyone Who Wants To March In A Parade Parade." And then I learned about the letter F.
