Hurricane I

Slate's Guide to Managing Your Posse. Yes, as in gangsta rapper posse. Money Quote:

Sometimes, an angry posse can get its leader sent to jail. But just as often, the fury of an entourage can transform a no-account, wannabe rapper into a superstar. Since Slate is extraordinarily popular with the entourage-having-rapper demographic, we've compiled a list of entourage best practices: tips on how to make your entourage's violent impulses work for you. Maybe you'll never get your security team to teach underprivileged kids how to read, but with a little know-how and planning, you can at least stay out of the clink.

Clearly, this is information I need to have, because when I finally break into the rapper music industry, I'm going to make it big.