Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Unicorn Watch: Humping John's Leg
Courtesy of The Onion:
I do not understand the deal with the Unicorns in this election. Clearly, they are against Bush and for John-John, but why?
Did I mention... the tax cut? John Kerry and I support a nice, big, fat, fucking tax cut for you, because let's face it, nothing good can ever come from taxes. They're a big pain in the ass! We'll do fine without 'em! There! I'm feeling so cheery, I wouldn't be surprised if a friggin' unicorn stepped out on stage and started humpin' my leg!
I do not understand the deal with the Unicorns in this election. Clearly, they are against Bush and for John-John, but why?
