Tuesday, October 19, 2004
Nader Watch: Death, Cheating and Bricks
A Few Nuggets of Advice from this week's Savage Love. On Cheating:
Oh, you may think about death every once in a while, and you may consciously avoid doing dumb things that might hasten your death (smoking, shooting heroin, voting for Ralph Nader), but most of the time you live in pure, unalloyed, comforting denial about your certain demise.
Why not take the same approach to cheating? Like death, it's gonna happen to you sooner or later. You can do your best to avoid it by, say, getting to know guys well before you make a commitment, refusing to date guys you know have cheated on other women, and refusing to date Nader supporters. (They're notorious cheaters.)
On Internet Dating:
Get some better, more flattering pictures, ones that make you look less like a Nader voter who's just been hit on the head with a brick.
The Master has spoken. Nader voters are ugly cheaters. (Unless they live in Alabama. The rules that govern the rest of the country cease to exist in Alabama.)
Oh, you may think about death every once in a while, and you may consciously avoid doing dumb things that might hasten your death (smoking, shooting heroin, voting for Ralph Nader), but most of the time you live in pure, unalloyed, comforting denial about your certain demise.
Why not take the same approach to cheating? Like death, it's gonna happen to you sooner or later. You can do your best to avoid it by, say, getting to know guys well before you make a commitment, refusing to date guys you know have cheated on other women, and refusing to date Nader supporters. (They're notorious cheaters.)
On Internet Dating:
Get some better, more flattering pictures, ones that make you look less like a Nader voter who's just been hit on the head with a brick.
The Master has spoken. Nader voters are ugly cheaters. (Unless they live in Alabama. The rules that govern the rest of the country cease to exist in Alabama.)
