Hurricane I

For all you voters out there (all of you, right?), make sure to read yourElection Day Guide from the Onion. Highlights:

-Remember to vote, or P. Diddy will kill you.

-When voting, you don't need to dress up in a scary costume or hand out candy. That happens two days earlier.

-You might think it's funny, but it's disrespectful to submit write-in candidates like "Don Knotts," "Mickey Mouse," or "Michael Badnarik." (India's note: Extra points for all who actually get this one)

-The most important thing is to vote your conscience.

-Okay, this is your conscience speaking: "Vote Nader. Vo-o-o-o-ote Nader."(India's Note: This Is Only If Your Conscience On Drugs.)

-If you live in Florida, for Christ's sake, look at the ballot very, very carefully this time.

-Keep in mind that the name of every person who votes against George Bush is going to be read aloud on television the next time we're attacked by terrorists.

-If you don't know where the polling place is in your district, just try to remember the ugliest, dingiest, most depressing building in a three-mile radius. That's probably it.

I am so excited about voting on the actual election day. I'm going to wear my sticker proudly.