Friday, October 29, 2004
Cheney warns of disaster
Vice President Dick Cheney, who has no personal political asperations of his own (and really, why should he? The Devil has provided him with more than enough cash to live in the lap of luxury), has criss crossed the country, telling voters that if Kerry is elected, dire things will occur, including horrible Bennifer movies.
Yes, that's right folks. Only under President Kerry will we have to endure Gigli II. Only President Bush is a strong enough leader to prevent this kind of catastrophe. I mean, Ben Afflick has already been touring, I mean, campaigning with the Kerry people! Clearly, President Kerry would be indebted to Ben and would not be able to prevent such calamity.
I asked for serious reasons to vote for Bush that have nothing to do with God Voting. I found one via Andrew Sullivan. This would be another.
(Hat Tip: The Whitley)
Yes, that's right folks. Only under President Kerry will we have to endure Gigli II. Only President Bush is a strong enough leader to prevent this kind of catastrophe. I mean, Ben Afflick has already been touring, I mean, campaigning with the Kerry people! Clearly, President Kerry would be indebted to Ben and would not be able to prevent such calamity.
I asked for serious reasons to vote for Bush that have nothing to do with God Voting. I found one via Andrew Sullivan. This would be another.
(Hat Tip: The Whitley)
